OK, I’m done futzing.
Curly quotes work: “Houston, we have a problem.”
Ellipses work: No, no, you look…fine.
Apostrophes work: Hey, ‘Monkey man,’ shouldn’t you be studying, rather than watching That ’70s Show?
Pictures and slogans rotate; the most popular versions of IE and Mozilla both check out; etc., etc.
If you do encounter a problem, let me know. And despite my little outburst, I do care about people using defunct, marketshare-losing browsers. Even the weirdos using Opera.
My email address is down there in the corner. Thx.


